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My Christian Preferences

What's the name of the church or ministry which you attend?My house

My Punk Preferences

What is your favorite all time punk band?Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
How often do you attend punk shows?Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Do you play an instrument? If yes, which ones?Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

My Dog(s)

What is your dog's name?None Ya
What breed is your dog?Evil
How old is your dog?Infinate
Does your dog live indoors or outdoors?Indoors
Do you have other pets beside dog?Yes
If yes, which ones?The demons living under my bed
Do you have more than one dog?Yes
Do you take your dog with you when you go on vacation?No
Your dog's favorite toyNot the arm they took from my body closet. Definitely not that.
Does your dog wear a muzzle?No
Is it necessary that your partner also have a dog?No
Where did you get your dog from?Other

My Video Gaming Preferences

I playAction/Adventure, Simulation, Strategy (ex: Tower Defense), Puzzle, Role Playing
I play onPC, PlayStation, xBox, Wii, Mobile
I playOnce in a while
Do you watch or stream video games online?Yes, I watch.

Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageItalian
BuildAverage
Height5' 1" (155 cm)
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorDark brown
Hair LengthWaist length
Best featureBelly Button
Body ArtPierced... but only ear(s)
My AttractivenessAverage

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsYes
Living ArrangementsWith parent(s)
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsDog
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyArt / Music / Literature
Employment StatusUnemployed
Job TitleAt home caregiver to parent(s)

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies, Reality shows, Soaps, Science fiction
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
Music typesRock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum cleaner noises, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Dance, Soul, Folk, Punk
Reading selectionAncient, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Nature, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science fiction
Favorite booksThe Necronomicon
Idea of funSummoning demons in my room and sacrificing virgin souls to the endless void
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Reading, Music, TV, Games, Family, Camping, Shopping

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorReserved
Friends describe asGoofy
In High School I was a(n)Quiet one
Sense of humorSadistic
My great timeHanging out with friends, Going shopping, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading a book, Playing video games, TV, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryTo summon our dark lord and savior Cthulhu.

Views

Political viewsMiddle of the road
ReligionChristian
Goal in lifeTo eventually fit 100 gummy worms in my mouth without choking.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
Look for in a partnerSomeone who will go with me to hide the bodies that are certainly not sitting in my closet.
On the first dateHuman things.